she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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