her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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