The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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