God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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