Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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