just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Randomize
