i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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