I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
