ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Randomize
