I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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