You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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