Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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