She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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