Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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