I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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