i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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