the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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