C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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