Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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