I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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