I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
