dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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