So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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