2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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