WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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