Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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