hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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