Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The best revenge is premature balding
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I believe in your delicious
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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