I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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