last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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