ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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