so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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