I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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