As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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