he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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