i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Houston, we have a squirter
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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