what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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