But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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