In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My penis needs a shock collar
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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