Are we in a gay sports bar?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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