i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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