Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
two words...techno handjob
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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