So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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