what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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