Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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