i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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