the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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