Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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