that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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