what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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