We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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