He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
you made out with another girl for some wings
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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