Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I won't apologize to a one balled man
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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