You work out of a Hotel?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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